Laura's Favorite Jokes!
One day this lady wanted to go ice fishing. She got all her stuff and went on the ice. She started to dig a hole, but then she heard a loud voice, "There are no fish there!"
So she moved on, started to dig, and heard the voice again, "There are no fish there!"
She thought, "This is weird."
So she moved and started again. Then the voice said, "There are no fish there!"
So she looked up, and said, "Is this God speaking?"
The voice said, "No ma'am, just the manager of the ice skating rink."Once a man was looking for a job. In the newpaper he saw that the Zoo needed some help. The next day he went to the Zoo. The zoo-keeper said that their monkey had died, and she wanted him to dress up like a monkey. He did,and soon he was playing in the cage. People were throwing candy and laughing. He really enjoyed playing monkey. The next day, he was swinging from vine to vine and fell in to the lion cage. He screamed, "Help me! The lion is going to eat me!"
The lions came closer, and closer. He screamed louder, and louder. The biggest lion came right up beside him, opened it's mouth, and whispered, "Shut up, or we're all going to lose our jobs!"Bet you fifty dollars I can jump higher than a tree! Bet?
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